Jan. 1, 2012 at 7:22pm
Maybe the Internet isn’t infallible after all… Really, Netflix, that’s what you think, eh? “The Hills” is one of the most quality shows ever created by humans. There is no scale currently in existence for rating tv shows that could possibly capture the pure awesome that is “The Hills.” And you think it’s 1.9 stars. Ha. Wikipedia says a star is a “massive, luminous sphere of plasma held together by gravity.” Yeah well, “The Hills” gives off such luminosity of awesomeness that it would BREAK PHYSICS if you tried to measure it. There is no currently documented physical force, and certainly not gravity, that can explain the tightly wound bundle of pure entertainment that is an episode of “The Hills.” Sigh.

Maybe the Internet isn’t infallible after all… Really, Netflix, that’s what you think, eh? “The Hills” is one of the most quality shows ever created by humans. There is no scale currently in existence for rating tv shows that could possibly capture the pure awesome that is “The Hills.” And you think it’s 1.9 stars. Ha. Wikipedia says a star is a “massive, luminous sphere of plasma held together by gravity.” Yeah well, “The Hills” gives off such luminosity of awesomeness that it would BREAK PHYSICS if you tried to measure it. There is no currently documented physical force, and certainly not gravity, that can explain the tightly wound bundle of pure entertainment that is an episode of “The Hills.” Sigh.